Not Me Monday has roooolllllled around once again. Favorite day of the week I think. Here's my wonderful list of things that I would rather deny than admit, but instead...I'll tell you guys!
I didn't lose the Windex for 5 days. I was sooo mad. We only have 4 rooms in the house. I mean how do you lose Windex? I'll show you.
In all seriousness I remember putting it in the pocket of the apron while I was cleaning the dry erase board. It took me 5 DAYS to find it though. I am not telling my husband where I found it. He will pick on me relentlessly and I will cry (that's how pregnant Me works apparently.)
I did not lock myself in the car and couldn't figure out how to open the door so my husband could get it. I did not feel like an idiot. I had to roll down the window to tell my husband I was locked in and he was locked out...just so he could stick his hand in and pull up the little lock tab thing. I had just tried that and it resulted in me being locked in! Seriously...I am not an idiot.
I did not get angry at Nick's platoon Sgt because he felt the need to tell people I was pregnant. And those said people did not Yell it at the barracks. I guess my wishes regarding MY personal information are irrelevant. So now I'm the center of the drama mill. "Oh she's pregnant...Aren't they about to be chaptered?...I wonder if it's her husbands" Oh My Word. I only sleep with my husband, but I'm not going to defend that to anyone. I shouldn't have to. It shouldn't be in question. I will be civil at this weekend's baby shower. Promise.
I did not cry this morning because my husband has to work today instead of having the day off. So on his day off he actually has to sleep his entire day off. Stupid. I like my husband while he is awake.
Head on over to MckMama's place for ton's of other fun and amusing posts. She's the mastermind behind this Carnival of craziness. Have a good Not Me Monday!
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