Ok so it's Monday again so let's get this party started!
This past week, (or two) I have not been hibernating because I feel like poop and don't want to move. I have therefore also not been slacking on my return comments to those kind enough to comment me. (Sorry guys) I have also therefore have not been sleeping oh, I dunno...18 hours a day.
Walker and I have not taken to "resting" on the couch during the day. He does not curl up on or directly next to my head.
I have not been eating like a pig, since I have come to the conclusion that I get sicker on an empty stomach than on a full one. My husband definitely did not go to the shopette to buy my frozen egg rolls at midnight while he was working. He is not totally awesome and deserves a medal. And By The Way...they were not delicious!
Walker does not need a haircut so badly that when I brush his hair forward you can't see his eyes. Poor cute little puppy.
I did not proudly announce to husband that our baby no longer has a tail. He did not laugh at me. I am not inviting him nicely to go to my OBGYN apt wednesday. He is not coming. And I am not nervous. Seriously...I've never had anyone in the room before...and I'm sure that watching your wife take off her pants and be poke and prodded by a doctor is a ton of fun.
I did not just cry when I realized we have no milk so I cannot make mashed potatoes. I reallllly want mashed potatoes. Tomorrow I am buying milk if for no other reason than to make fake mashed potatoes.
That's all I got for this week folks, and I promise that I will eventually respond nicely to all comments recieved...I think there was an award in there too.
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