Monday, March 2, 2009

Not Me Monday!

Ok so it's Monday again so let's get this party started!

This past week, (or two) I have not been hibernating because I feel like poop and don't want to move. I have therefore also not been slacking on my return comments to those kind enough to comment me. (Sorry guys) I have also therefore have not been sleeping oh, I dunno...18 hours a day.

Walker and I have not taken to "resting" on the couch during the day. He does not curl up on or directly next to my head.

I have not been eating like a pig, since I have come to the conclusion that I get sicker on an empty stomach than on a full one. My husband definitely did not go to the shopette to buy my frozen egg rolls at midnight while he was working. He is not totally awesome and deserves a medal. And By The Way...they were not delicious!

Walker does not need a haircut so badly that when I brush his hair forward you can't see his eyes. Poor cute little puppy.

I did not proudly announce to husband that our baby no longer has a tail. He did not laugh at me. I am not inviting him nicely to go to my OBGYN apt wednesday. He is not coming. And I am not nervous. Seriously...I've never had anyone in the room before...and I'm sure that watching your wife take off her pants and be poke and prodded by a doctor is a ton of fun.

I did not just cry when I realized we have no milk so I cannot make mashed potatoes. I reallllly want mashed potatoes. Tomorrow I am buying milk if for no other reason than to make fake mashed potatoes.

That's all I got for this week folks, and I promise that I will eventually respond nicely to all comments recieved...I think there was an award in there too.

To read more fun and amusing stories of things people didn't do this week head on over to visit MckMama and join in the party.


  1. lol we are NOT waiting for replies... :) glad to hear you sounding a little better. Poor lil doggie with his bangs LOL and yay what an awesome hubby to get you awesome egg rolls at not so awesome midnight! Lucky girl :)

  2. My hubby has gone to walmart in the dead of night to get me avocados before and he didn't mind one bit!! It must be a man thing lol

  3. I got to thinking maybe my post got lost since I post like a million of them lol (about the award ♥) so just in case... you can click here to read it...:D Love, Kathy

  4. Your husband deserves an award! Each time I was pregnant I could NOT (seriously) get my husband to go out for me and get what I was craving. One time I REALLY wanted a frosty from Wendy's at about 10pm and he wouldn't go get me one! The nerve! I still bug him about that :) Have a great Monday and I hope the morning/noon/night sickness starts getting better soon!

  5. fake mashed potatoes? Have you forgotten your roots,girl? (I'm saying tsk, tsk and shaking my head.)

    I used frosting from a can this weekend and Scott's comment was "I can't believe you bought frosting." (now I'm shrugging)

    Convenience is a good thing and if they're good they're good...I don't think I've ever had fake taters, that I know of, but I LOVE real ones...anyway, you do sound better and hopefully as baby continues to grow you'll find yourself puking less and having more energy. hugs

  6. TOO CUTE! I definitely found that eating more in the first trimester helped me not feel quite as bad. For some reason, anytime I get hungry while pregnant, I feel nasty and sick! So, the trick is, just don't get hungry....EVER! I've managed to do great at that trick...snacking and eating/pigging out all day long...because I CAN! Hope you start feeling better soon!

  7. Ha! I did not announce to my husband our baby no longer has a tail. That's beyond funny to me!