Thursday, July 2, 2009


It is 4:40 in the morning as I type this. Why am I, as a mostly sane person awake, you should ask? If you didn't ask it, do so now...I'll give you a second.

It is because this wonderful little hell-beast which my husband and I are so blessed with, has taken up Jazzercise. Now mind you, I have never in my life actually done jazzercise, but I figure he's toooo crazy to be doing some tame yoga stretching in there, yet not active (read violent) enough for tae-bo.

Sadly, I wish the child would save his exercise classes until he is no longer preforming them on my bladder and other vital organs. Enjoy your sleep folks! I certainly would if I weren't picturing Richard Simmons in spandex dancing and telling me happy things. So you see, even when the baby is done, I'll still have Richard Simmons nightmares to contend with.



  1. What, you don't enjoy "Sweatin' to the Oldies!"

  2. at least baby Lars is healthy in there! :D

  3. OMG I am so happy i stumbled onto your blog! It is halarious!! Thank you for the laughter!!!